1. You probably haven't met the right man yet
Yes, and I bet that's you. Go away.
2. How do you know you're a lesbian if you haven't been with a guy?
How do you know you're heterosexual if you haven't been with a person of your own gender?
3. You're a lesbian?! But you're so feminine!
4. How come you're attracted to butch women? They're practically men!
Because they're damn HOT! That's why.