21 Things Lesbians Just Can't Hear Anymore
Posted by Mike S on
1. You probably haven't met the right man yet
Yes, and I bet that's you. Go away.
2. How do you know you're a lesbian if you haven't been with a guy?
How do you know you're heterosexual if you haven't been with a person of your own gender?
3. You're a lesbian?! But you're so feminine!
4. How come you're attracted to butch women? They're practically men!
Because they're damn HOT! That's why.
5. So which one of you is the man and which is the woman?
6. Can I join in???
7. So can I watch???
8. Wanna hang and check out girls together!
9. So, how do lesbians have sex?
10. So you've never been with a guy?
11. Are you sisters?
12. What, you're a lesbian?! Does that mean you're attracted to me? 'Cause I'm straight!
13. Do you hate men?
14. I like girls too, I guess that makes me a lesbian! HAHAHA...
15. I bet you really like Ellen
16. My girlfriend and I are looking for another girl to get with, wanna join?
17. How do you know when to stop?
18. Are you sure this lesbian thing isn't just a phase?
19. Is your life really like the "L Word"?!
20. I wish I was a lesbian, but guys are so hot though...
21. I bet lesbian sex is really delicate and nice
If I'll hear another word from you I'm gonna tie you to a chair and smack you!